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shmegel:

THE THING

After much deliberation, I have decided on The Thing.

(The Thing is like a reward that I am giving to all of my followers for helping me to finally reach my one thousand follower milestone!)

I will be doing dares, challenges, anything you like.

Think Challenge Charlie if you don’t get it!

Basically, you guys tell me to do stupid stuff, and I’ll take a nice big video of me doing the things.

I’ll do anything from trying out tonguetwisters to dying my hair to singing stuff to idek think of something dumb I’ll do it.

YAY A COUPLE OF RULES

1. Nothing that will harm me too badly, go against my principles, be too inappropriate, or make my parents punish me for six years.

2. No twerking. Unless I get a recording of Twerk Believe from Michael.

3. I won’t change my URL or icon sorry but those are for life.

4.IDK I WILL ADD MORE WHEN I THINK OF MORE

OKAY SO HERE’S WHAT YOU DO

Send me what you want me to do in my ask or submit box, or you can put it in my tag if you’d prefer.

I REALLY PREFER OFF ANON SO ONE PERSON DOESN’T GET TOO MANY SUGGESTIONS AND SO I HAVE SOMEONE TO BLAME OKAY

I may do everything or I may have a vote for the best things.

Look at shmegel.tumblr.com/tagged/the-thing to see all the things that have been suggested, I’ll post them in there!

OKAY NOW GO GO GO THINK OF DUMB THINGS THAT YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED ME TO DO!!!

I SEE LEONARDO DICAPRIO EVERYWHERE I GO

IT IS REALLY EARLY IN THE MORNING AND I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP SO BADLY BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE I AM STILL IN THE SPINE MAKEUP AND LAZY

WHY DOES CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER EXIST

I AM SO IRRATIONALLY ANGRY THAT I WANT TO JUST SHAVE MY HEAD

WHAT EVEN IS CUTE LIKE WITH ANIMALS AND STUFF

AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOME SORT OF REACTION TO CUTE

LIKE I GET WHEN A PERSON IS JUST ADORABLE AND JUST AWWW

BUT ANYTHING ELSE IT’S LIKE

OH

BORING

AND THEN I GET IRRATIONALLY ANGRY

WHAT IS CUTE I HAVE LOST MY SENSE OF CUTE

I AM SO FREAKING ANNOYED BY CATS RIGHT NOW.

I SEE THEM ON MY DASH CONSTANTLY AND THEY HAVE COMPLETELY LOST THEIR APPEAL

I DON’T FIND THEM FUNNY OR CUTE OR ANYTHING UNLESS I AM HOLDING A FREAKING CAT

I DON’T NEED TO GO TO THE INTERNET AND BE BOMBARDED BY CATS

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP WITH ALL THE MEMESPEAK AND LOLCATS AND CHEESEBURGERS ESPECIALLY

I AM GONNA CRY IT IS LATE AND I AM BITTER ABOUT CATS.

i have a really big late-night confession and i have a strong feeling that you guys won’t like it and i will be shunned by all my online friends but here goes